Bu akşam yayında full olarak dinledik ama anlamı bozmamak ve çok da argo barındırdığı için tercüme etmedim, isteyenler için karşınızda John Cena'nın "The Doctor of Thuganomics" günlerine dönüş yaptığı bu güzel rap şiirinin sözleri...
Finally the Rock came back and everyone was gettin’ with it...
Till he said I was talking trash,
But he would never be specific!
It’s because I wasn’t talking trash, Rock.
I was talking truth!
You left us hanging high and dry
to play a fairy with a tooth?
And then you walk into this ring
And tell these people that I’m lame, man?
He wore lipstick in ‘Get Shorty’ and rocked a skirt for the game plan!
This fruity pebble that you’re dealing with
I’m not your average jabroni
I’m like a big purple pin wheel, Rock,
So go ahead and blow me!
And you’re electrifying, yes!
But hang with me that’s just absurd!
See, now you got to tell your family
You just got schooled by Barney’s turd...
Oh, no... wait, wait... that’s your material!
You can have your joke back
Just don’t go racing on Witch Mountain, Rock
‘cause your mountain is brokeback!
Oh no, no, no, no, wait.. wait.. wait!
The Rock’s new movie?
Well it’s nothing like Walking Tall!
He spends the movie in a bowling alley
Polishing my balls…
The people’s champ…
he’s never with the people,
Rock, your words are see through!
You imitate me every time you leave
For seven years we couldn’t see you!
And…and…and is it Rock or is it Dwayne!
Pick a side, come on, son!
If I was you I’d stick with Rock
Cause Dwayne ain’t got a John, son…
And you’ll see me at WrestleMania?
Then I’ll make sure not to miss it!
But you ain’t gonna whip my candy ass, Dude,
I’ll make sure you kiss it!
You’re the WrestleMania Host, Rock
That’s your role – know it!
You tell these people that you love’em
I’m here every week – to show it!
That’s called a first round knock out!
But now you know that I’m not playing
Run your mouth all you want, dude,
It doesn’t matter… what you’re saying!
